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Saturday, March 19th, 2005
10:27 am
oh me geez mah bahbees! ms cleo be back mons. itz been a while see de last update but all az been well sweetlumphz! anywayz, de martha stewartz be in da jail and i know how dat feelz mon. she make me wanna bake millionz of cookiez wit weed in dem and send dem to mah jamacian babiez!

cleo feel very spititual tiday monz. i might eeeeeeeven travelz on spring break to give free fortunz!

remember mah bahbies, miss cleo luvs you, and always will

wun lub mons! wun lub!
-cleo <3

current mood: cheerful

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Monday, September 6th, 2004
4:41 pm - supa dupa
yo mah lil onez. i neva have enuuf time ta update mah babiez but i can promize yo diz.

whoeva reads dis will have good luck for a while mons. i can predict it in mah green magical ball yo!

anywayz, i travel back ta africa and jamacia diz month. twaz hot dare! met some hot mama and papaz. gave dem free fortunez and had plenty o drinks!

well, off to burga king!

well i kno this diznt make senze but things ALWAYS happen for a reezon, dont you agree?
-just a lil thought of dee day mons!
-cleo <3

current mood: hungry

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Thursday, February 5th, 2004
7:38 pm - heya
ayo mah babies.

itz black history munth mah babies! leave ms cleo a lil comment and i will answer yo problems mon!

*is wearing a bandana rite now!!**

-cleo <3

current mood: ditzy

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Friday, September 26th, 2003
8:33 pm - 8)
you can believe cleo
you cannot believe cleo
but cleo already tell me what she seein you doin

current mood: drunk

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Monday, September 22nd, 2003
7:11 pm - YOH

current mood: high

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Friday, June 27th, 2003
10:11 am - LIPS.

current mood: high

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Saturday, May 3rd, 2003
3:02 pm - BABIES!
YO MON! itz da almighty cleo here again.

while i was giving my free 10 minute readinz at my house tiday, i was very tousshed mons.

dis girl mon, her name was lauren ruth, and she came in and shes like i want one of ye free readins! so i gave her one an we be best friends now mah babies!

yo yo. im goin to go melt some gummy bears so if ye want a free reedin, you just have to give me a call! 1-800-Cleo4u

current mood: naughty

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Tuesday, April 22nd, 2003
7:06 pm - YO YO YO!

i was driving in me car tiday mons and then all of a sudden i saw a air jamaica right on the highway mons! i was like, OH MAH BABIES CLEO WANTS TO BE IN JAMACIA so guess what da almighty cleo did?


If you want to meet me, you have to be at the right Bahamian Burger King at the right time

current mood: bouncy

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Sunday, April 20th, 2003
9:22 am - HI MONS!
YO YO YO! Dis is da almighty Cleo here. Sorry mah babies i havent updated in a while but, i was buzzy mons.

I was in Jamacia fo like a long time mons. I was at mah little shaggy shak by da shore mons, where i got even fatter and now i eat like a mofo! If ye want, add me as a friend and ill add ye back mon. MS CLEO LOVES YOU BABIES!

current mood: cheerful

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Friday, October 25th, 2002
9:27 pm
testing. one two three mon!

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Saturday, July 13th, 2002
12:40 pm
hello mah babies! i'm back from mah random trip teh jamacia mon! i went to dee airport looking fer mah magical headband which i think i dropped when i was runnin like a fat piggy down dee road. when i found it, it was laying in dee air jamacia terminal and i was like gosh mah babies miss cleo needs to go on dis trip to jamacia so i can feel dee powa again. sorry i was away so long mah babies but i will be back. i love you mons and remember, feel DEE POWA!

- Miss Cleo

current mood: ditzy

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Monday, July 8th, 2002
8:10 pm - Dee powa.....
Hey mah babies! Dis ish Miss Cleo again. I just wanna say dat all you people are bein such hunnies to meh mons! I never felt dee love before, but i do feel dee powa in all of you mons. Leave meeh some comments and Miss Cleo will get back tee yah when i can. I think i am going to go tooh target tonight babies!

Feel dee powa

current mood: energetic

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Monday, July 1st, 2002
5:35 pm
Miss Cleo ish very hot today babies :( i am sweating like a pig, but i have good news mons, Miss Cleo got her magical cloths back from the person who stole it and i found out it was Vanna White! that ugly bish, and she was talking on mah phone too when she was in dee burger king ordering MAH fries and MAH MILKSHAKE. but Miss Cleo more good news. I can sing in russian babies! yes, it is true. i had dee oh so wondaful spirit of russia and jamacia come tegetha so i can sing in russian! well mah babies, dee phones are ringing off dee hooks so ill get back te ya when i can. i think im having dee lobsta tonight!

-Cleo baby <3

current mood: magical

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Sunday, June 30th, 2002
9:20 am - Yah my babies!
Grr. Miss Cleo's phone was stolen and all of mah magical cloths too mon! All deese otha wannabees think dat Miss Cleo too sexay for yoo babies? Well I just want to say Miss Cleo went to Target and bought another phone too babies, and dis one has mah answering service mon! Now you can tell me your problems on the answering service mons! Well Miss Cleo has to go and find the person who stole mah cloths and old telephone. I might even stop at Burger King on dee way back!

Miss Cleo loves you babies!

-Cleo <3

current mood: annoyed

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Friday, June 28th, 2002
10:51 am
wow mon! its been a long time since i have updated my journal! since i got put in jail mon, ms cleo have no time to do anything. I AM JAMICIAN. I AM AFRICAN. DONT YOU MONS BELIEVE ME? Jesus mon! well, if you need some extra help, just post a comment and ms cleo will get back to you as soon as possible! Talk to you babies later.

-Miss Cleo

current mood: accomplished

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Sunday, July 8th, 2001
5:34 pm
today miss cleo went to burger king. miss cleo loves their BK cheese cake. if you would like to ever meet miss cleo, you have to be at burger king at the right time.

current mood: okay

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Saturday, July 7th, 2001
10:51 pm
Babygurl182R: you know you've been like a mother to me
Misz Cleo: really mon?
Babygurl182R: yea
Misz Cleo: aww babie thats so sweet
Babygurl182R: are you the real miss cleo
Misz Cleo: yes mon

current mood: loved

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2:53 pm
Babygurl182R: misz cleo you are a great person and im glad you help me
Misz Cleo: your welcome mon!

current mood: happy

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2:36 pm
Miss Cleo here again babies! I am so tired of getting messages about how people are going to be doing in school mon! holy africa mon! and miss cleo shops at target now!

current mood: pissed off

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12:17 pm
Babygurl182R: who is this
Misz Cleo: Ms Cleo mon!
Misz Cleo: would you like a free reading mon?
Babygurl182R: ok
Misz Cleo: ok
Misz Cleo: i can see that you are haveing a boring summer
Misz Cleo: The queen says that you miss someone
Babygurl182R: no im having a fun summer
Misz Cleo: no you are not
Misz Cleo: its ok babie you can say it
Misz Cleo: the cards never lie mon!
Babygurl182R: ok
Babygurl182R: keep going then
Misz Cleo: ok babies
Misz Cleo: well
Misz Cleo: in the future the king says that you will be a millionare
Misz Cleo: and you will live in a spanish villa mon!
Misz Cleo: your husband will be a golf player and will be making millions mon!
Babygurl182R: can you tell me whats going to happend in the summer?
Misz Cleo: yes mon!
Misz Cleo: this summer you will wait for that special someone to come along babie!
Babygurl182R: will i find him?
Misz Cleo: yes mon!
Babygurl182R: can you tell me who he is?
Misz Cleo: no babie but the king says i should not mon!
Misz Cleo: you will find him mon!
Babygurl182R: this summer right?
Misz Cleo: yes mon!
Misz Cleo: is that all you need to know mon?
Babygurl182R: wno
Babygurl182R: no
Babygurl182R: if thats ok with you
Misz Cleo: yes mon!
Babygurl182R: welll i wanted to know if i am gonna get good grades when school starts
Misz Cleo: yes mon! you are goig to get great grades
Misz Cleo: but the queen says that you must study hard mon!
Misz Cleo: the cards never lie :}
Babygurl182R: can you tell me if you see anything good coming to me or bad?
Misz Cleo: i see lots of good coming to you
Babygurl182R: and my family?
Misz Cleo: yes mon!
Babygurl182R: do you mind if i put you on my buddy list?
Misz Cleo: sure babie!
Babygurl182R: and i can talk to you when i ever i want right?
Misz Cleo: yes mon!
Misz Cleo: thank you mon! your credit card has been charged $8.93

current mood: blah

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